Happy Thanksgiving! If you're reading this, get back in the kitchen and finish doing the dishes. They aren't going to wash themselves.
What do you get when you cross a literal person with a naive one? Me. With a combination like that it's no surprise I've had a few ridiculous moments. Here's one:
It was the day after Thanksgiving sometime in the 90's. I was a young teenager and my sister, my cousin, and I were in the kitchen eating Thanksgiving leftovers.
Well, that makes sense. And by sense I mean no sense at all.