"As long as my house is within 2 hours (sometimes I've had to change this to 3) of being party ready, I'm okay with it"
"Spotless homes are for retirees"
"Don't shoot for spotless, shoot for sanitary"
"Just keep up with dishes and laundry. The rest I'll do when (insert event) is over"
"I don't care when others' homes aren't spotless, so why would anyone care about mine"
"Do your best and forget the rest"
Those of you who