How did they possibly put cheese in a can? And make it so delicious?
Why do we have a desire to kiss chubby babies, but not chubby adults?
If it is considered anti-feminist to take on your husband's last name why isn't it considered anti-feminist to keep your dad's last name?
Why isn't Winnie the Pooh's name made fun of more often? I mean, it's a pretty easy target.
Why did Saved by the Bell end? I think they could have dragged it out past "Saved by the Bell: The College Years." What about "Saved by the Bell: The Gang Gets Jobs" or "Saved by the Bell: Wedding Bells, That Is." Maybe even "Saved by the Bell: Zack's and Kelly's Kids Start School." I would have watched.
I know, I should have been a philosopher. Or a T.V. Title Writer.