My friend asked me the other day if I ever suffered from "pregnancy brain." I told her no. Then two weeks later I put my cell phone and my wallet on top of my car and drove off. So Friend, I rescind my previous answer and change it to yes. Yes, I suffer from pregnancy brain. And now, as a result, I am without a cell phone, credit cards, health insurance card, driver's license, gift certificates, cash, Costco card, library card (yes, I'm counting my library card as a loss), and anything else in my wallet that I have forgotten about (because, obviously, my memory can't be trusted anymore).
It's a good thing this isn't a busy time of year or replacing these things might be considered stressful.