I am in no way advocating skipping conference... unless, of course, you are a fan of:
- close parking spots
- visiting the produce fridge without having to play bumper carts
- unimpeded access to all the free samples (no waiting!)
- getting through the check-out line in 5 minutes flat
- being present for the biannual swap in LDS vs non-LDS population at Costco. Remember the 1% in Utah County who aren't LDS? If you'd like to meet them, this is the time and place.
I've benefited from these little pieces of advice for the last two sessions now, and I'm finally ready to share. I'm still working on that whole selfishness problem.
Also, here is the next part of the secret:
The worst time to ever be at Costco is on a conference Saturday when the sessions aren't playing.
Just ask all the employees. WORST. TIME. OF. THE. YEAR.
Especially after a session that talks about preparedness.