If so, today mine would tell you that:
- I’m a tree hugger (I’m an annual Utah Tree Survey recipient)
- I’m a redneck (Cabela’s coupons anyone?)
- I’m over 65 (I get invitations to hearing aid or retirement planning “dinners” all the time)
- And I may have just won $1,000,000
Can someone please tell me why, then, everyday I’m a little bit excited to see what the good postal servant has brought me? It’s like a very scaled-down version of Christmas morning for me. Maybe something from Amazon? Netflix? A wedding/birthday/bridal/baby shower invitation? A true-blue handwritten thank-you note?
Anything to bring meaning to the ugly silver box at the end of my driveway! Please!
What would your mail say about you?